I am certain that all of you have a crazy uncle by marriage who emails you all this Obama is a Muslim crap forwarded a hundred times from his crazy old friends who sit around the retirement village hating that … well, you know …

I just delete them all because like Aunt Bessy’s emails that say vinegar cures cancer but the medical profession doesn’t want you to know that because then the doctors would all be out of jobs  and that car dashboards cause cancer but the car industry makes a mint off the dashboards so they won’t tell you because …. whoa, wait, maybe it’s the other way around.  Maybe vinegar causes cancer and car dashboards cure it, I can’t remember.

Well, just as crazy are these anti-Obama emails.  I’ll share today’s because it cracked me up.

Here’s a picture of the written part.  Click the little one to get the big one and then come back here.

This is followed by this picture.

And just to remind you why this email has to be absolutely dead solid perfect true, under the picture it says BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA

Yeah, like that big.

And it’s followed with pictures of both Bushes, Reagan, and even Clinton in the oval office with the flag behind them.

So, there’s photographic evidence that Barack HUSSEIN Obama has turned the oval office into a mosque.  What more do you need to know?

Well, maybe something that you might want to know is that the picture was, of course, not taken in the oval office, but in the East Room during the Gulf Oil Spill press conference.  You cannot have a press conference in the oval office because it’s little.

And the draperies?  Selected by Barbara Bush and Nancy Reagan, two very well-known Muslims.

Mrs. Bush installed new curtains, following the Kennedy fabric but with deeper swagged valances than those selected by Mrs. Reagan in 1982. Hers were the second curtains to follow the Kennedy fabric for the East Room.

And they are not Arabic symbols, but of doves and olive branches.  You know, really seditious stuff.

Now, it took me all of two minutes to discover all this.

The sad part is that people believe this crap and can’t understand why we can’t see all this conspiracy stuff like they do.  They can’t be insane so they just think we’re blind.

And somewhere in a small, dark room, some Karl Rove in training is pumping out this crap every day, all day, and feeding to crazy ole Uncle Leo to forward to everybody in the whole family.

So, if you get one of these emails from Uncle Leo, tell him I said it’s time for his medication.