When I saw the headline that said, “Aurora Shootings Result Of ‘Ongoing Attacks On Judeo-Christian Beliefs,” I knew who said it without even reading the story.

The most dangerous place on earth is the area between Texas Congressman Louie Gohmert and a microphone immediately following a tragedy.  Louie will shoot you and then eat you to get to that microphone.

Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) said Friday that the shootings that took place in an Aurora, Colo. movie theater hours earlier were a result of “ongoing attacks on Judeo-Christian beliefs” and questioned why nobody else in the theater had a gun to take down the shooter.

During a radio interview on The Heritage Foundation’s “Istook Live!” show, Gohmert was asked why he believes such senseless acts of violence take place. Gohmert responded by talking about the weakening of Christian values in the country.

Oh dear Lord.   In the second sentence Louie says …

Gohmert also said the tragedy could have been lessened if someone else in the movie theater had been carrying a gun and took down the lone shooter. Istook noted that Colorado laws allow people to carry concealed guns.

Because nothing quite says I Love Jesus  as well as a gun.

So, here’s Louie’s solution to gun violence:  we need to return to God and the way we return to God is by carrying a gun.

Louie made the devil giggle this morning.

No thanks to the dozens of people for the heads-up. Sorry, guys, Louie is a damfool.