Can you even imagine in your head what would happen if someone said that Barack Obama should be proud of “playing games” with the United States of America?

The world’s second most out-of-touch man, Lindsey Graham, defended Mitt Romney’s off-shore tax-free bank accounts.

Mitt Romney shouldn’t be criticized for using off-shore tax havens because “it’s really American to avoid paying taxes, legally,” Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) said Tuesday …

“It’s a game we play,” Graham said. “Every American tries to find the way to get the most deductions they can. I see nothing wrong with playing the game because we set it up to be a game.”

Okay, those of us without a large room of lawyers sitting around figuring ways to not pay our fair share, do not have a ticket to The Game, dammit.

To be honest, I have been speechless for two days over this.  Me, speechless.  I know, impossible.