We have two guys running for the Republican nomination for Senator in Texas.  One is a certified liar and the other is rolling around on the floor crazy.

David Dewhurst is a knockoff version of Mitt Romney – he’ll say anything to get elected.  And, Dewhurst is said to be the richest man in Texas politics.  He’s slick as snot on a doorknob, slimy as a vat of worms, and he lies.  He’s dumb enough to think that his videotape and recordings can be scrubbed clean with a simple lifting of a hyperlink.  He’s for a guest worker program so it must be Thursday.  He’s against it, so it’s Wednesday.  In fact, now he wants to machine gun the border so it’s Friday.  No, wait, his big money supporters need cheap labor so it’s back to Thursday.  And he’s lying so it must be any day that ends in “day.”

On the other hand.

His opponent Ted Cruz is creepy rightwing blubbering flat earth Limbaugh Dittohead fool.  I don’t like him and I always will.

I will tell you all you need to know about Ted Cruz:  when Rick Santorum was endorsing him, he said, “Ted Cruz is spellbinding.”

I think there’s some truth to that.  My jaw drops open and my breathing gets shallow when Ted Cruz speaks.  It’s is truly is spellbinding to see that much crazy stuffed into one body.  Truly.

You wanna know the sad thing about this run-off?  One of these damfools has to win.

Thanks to David for the heads up.