There’s some good news coming from House Republicans:  children in America no longer have to fret about dying due to lack of health care.  We’re going to starve them to death.  No need for health care then, eh?

Last month, the Senate slashed the  Supplemental Assistance Nutrition Program by $4.5 billion, and now the House increased that by $12 billion more.  If you are a working family of three and you have an annual income of more than $24,100 annually, you’re rolling in the dough and don’t need no damn food.

Plus …

According to the Congressional Budget Office (CBO), 280,000 children in low-income families whose eligibility for free school meals is tied to their receipt of SNAP would lose free meals when their families lost SNAP benefits.

According to Matthew, when  Sweet Jesus comes again, his first question to us will be “Did you feed the hungry?”

That’s the first damn question.  Not, did you have a prayer meeting in a football stadium?  Did you wave a flag around?  Did you hide your money in Swiss bank accounts?

Ya know what?  If we want God to bless America, then maybe America should start blessing God.

Oh Lord, I hope the second question isn’t, “did you just hate Republicans for being total jerks?” because if it is, I’m going to hell, too.

Thanks to Norma for the heads up.