Armstrong, Texas

July 08, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Y’all I am in Armstrong, Texas, today. You know, where Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face. They have an annual chilifest celebrating that great moment in drunk hunting.

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  1. I would have liked to hear Bill Kristol explain the victims death. ‘Of course it’s okay to shoot a man if you’re Vice President, we Fedralists hark back to the principals of Aaron Burr…’

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  2. Marge Wood says:

    Have fun! Go easy on the drunk hunting.

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  3. Sgt Mike in Commerce says:

    from the trophy room of stately Hacienda Mike…

    Oh JJ I am so envious. Before kids, when I had enough front pocket change to jingle when I walked, I spent most all the weekends between November 15 and February 15 near Sinton. Thereabouts is some beautiful countryside.

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  4. Sam in Kyle says:

    Is it true Cheney had room for only half the heart?

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  5. They say, if you listen closely– you can still hear the Secret Service Agent’s tires squealing as they raced Dick AWAY from the incident and out of the state before the poor shot man even got to the hospital.

    I’m not saying I believe it. . . . .

    Ok–yes I do.

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  6. Don’t know about Texas but in PA they call emergency services and the cops. First thing the cops do is blood alcohol – it’s the law. Also that far out it would have been a life flight not miles and miles in an ambulance……just saying……

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