Why Maude Lebowski is a Philosopher AND a Damn Clairvoyant

June 18, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Michigan State Representative Lisa Brown was censored and not allowed to speak on the House floor for 48 hours because she said a dirty word out loud – she said “vagina.”

Maude Lebowski: Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?

The Dude: Uh, is that what this is a picture of?

Maude Lebowski: In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

The Dude: Oh yeah?

Maude Lebowski: Yes, they don’t like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.

The Dude: Johnson?

Republican men really need to get over themselves.

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