Ron Paul and his merry band of Looneytarians are threatening to take over the Republican National Convention.

And what fun would that be!

I saw a headline the other day that said, “Ron Paul Delegates Are Revolting!”  Hummm … is that an adjective or a verb?

I have my serious doubts about them causing trouble at the GOP convention.  I do.  For the most part, they are immature and too damn lazy to do much of anything.  That’s why the “Ron Paul Revolution” never got off the ground.  A revolution requires organizing and these guys are loners living in a cabin in the woods.  If they could actually get along with other people, they wouldn’t be Libertarians.

Republicans are Libertarians with a few social skills, less erectile dysfunction, and a whole lot of JesusHollerin’.  Libertarians are 50 year old men who make fart jokes and laugh like the dickens –  while they are alone.  You know, I might be wrong about that erectile dysfunction.  I kinda think both of them have that.  Fortunately, they have women who don’t mind.

I am not counting on a big fight at the GOP convention.  But, I hope I’m wrong.  I really do.