I’m not a fan of Texas Senator John Cornyn. At all.

He’s slick as an eel dipped in axle grease.  Every time he goes swimming, we have to skim slime off the river for a week.  He’s a drugstore cowboy and a pitiful excuse for a public servant.  I do not like him.  At all.

So, it was with no small delight and joy that I watched United States Attorney General rub Cornyn’s nose in the pile of poop that Cornyn himself dropped on the floor.

Cornyn asked for the Attorney General’s resignation, saying that Holder had committed perjury and then offers this blatantly untrue and patronizing statement …

It’s more with sorrow than regret, than with anger, that I would say that you leave me no alternative but to join those who call upon you to resign your office.

Jerk.  Cornyn is a jerk.  And an idiot.  This is the same John Cornyn who supported the political poopie del pollo when Alberto Gonzales  started firing US Attorneys who didn’t agree with him.You know, the same Alberto Gonzales who resigned in disgrace.

Eric Holder is one smart man.  You could almost hear the giggles inside his tummy as he responded to Cornyn …

With all due respect, senator, there is so much that is factually wrong with the premises that you started your statement with, it’s almost breathtaking in its inaccuracy, but, I’ll simply leave it at that.

You know, we want to talk about Fast and Furious, this is, I guess, what, the ninth time?— [turning to an aide who nods “yes”]—this is now the ninth time that I have answered questions before a congressional committee about “Fast and Furious.”

If you want to talk about Fast and Furious, I’m the attorney general that put an end to the misguided tactics that were used in Fast and Furious. An attorney general whom I suppose you would hold in higher regard was briefed on these kinds of tactics in an operation called “Wide Receiver” and did nothing to stop them. Nothing. Three hundred guns, at least, “walked” in that instance.

I’m also the attorney general who called on an inspector general to look into this matter, to investigate this matter. I’m also the attorney general who made personnel changes at ATF and in the U.S. Attorneys office that was involved, have overseen the changes of processes and procedures within ATF to make sure that this doesn’t happen ever again.

So I don’t have any intention of resigning.

Cornyn, Dude, you’re a Texas Republican, a delegation not seen as exactly a brain trust.  Thanks for not improving on that situation.

Thanks to Evelyn for the heads-up.