Michele Bachmann, always on the alert for paranoid inducers, let us know that there was a “suicide-bomber conference” in Chicago.

I don’t see anything wrong about a “suicide-bomber conference.”  Clear the area, stand back and let them practice.  Face it, if there’s gonna be a “suicide-bomber conference,” there’s only going to be one.  Hint: if you get an invitation to a “suicide-bomber conference,” don’t go.  It’s somewhat likely that there will be suicide bombers there.

However, if you are Michele Bachmann, you most certainly need to go because we’ll want a full report if anyone at the conference is removing the American flag from outside their office.  Because if they are, that’s serious stuff.

Michele just moved from Scary Presidential Candidate to World Class Entertainer.

Thanks to Claudia for the heads-up.