Y’all, listen up.

David Dewhurst and Ted Cruz, the two Republican candidates in a run-off for the GOP nomination for the United States Senate from Texas, are doing the Pecos Promenade with a damn buzz saw.

An odd thing happened this last weekend.  Rick Perry managed to get booed at both the Democratic and Republican state conventions.  He took the stage at the GOP convention and said he supported David Dewhurst, his Lt. Governor.  Dewhurst is one of those Greed Republicans and Cruz is one of the Flat Earth Republicans.

“We need more strong conservatives in Texas, and we need more conservative Texans in Washington, D.C., including my friend David Dewhurst,” Mr. Perry said, ignoring the boos that erupted when he uttered Mr. Dewhurst’s name.

Dewhurst and Cruz have lied so much about each other that both of them have to walk around with an ice pack on their hineys just to keep their pants from flaming-out.

We have another six weeks to go before the primary – there’s hope that it’ll take them until November to wipe all the mud off.

Thanks to Irene for the heads-up.