The Language of Living In The Ghetto Without Pizza
Remember when Newt Gingrich called Spanish “the language of living in the ghetto?”
Boy Howdy, this has gotta hack him off. I mean, here’s the poor little chubby guy flat broke and he can’t even get a free pizza.
Pizza Patrón, a 104-unit, carry-out pizza chain headquartered in Dallas, is raising eyebrows both inside and outside the Latino community with a planned promotion to give away thousands of large pepperoni pizzas on the evening of June 5 to folks who order in Spanish.
It can be broken Spanish. It can be first-time Spanish. But it has to be Spanish.
If it makes Newt feel any better, this is a Texas chain. If you don’t speak Spanish in Texas, you’ll starve to death. If it ain’t barbeque or Tex-Mex, it’s not worth eating.
For those of you who don’t speak Spanish, here’s how to order a pizza in Spanish, “Newt es un idiota, sin posibilidad de ser presidente, gracias a Dios.”
Yes, translations is just another of the free customer services at The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
Enjoy your pizza!
Thanks to Ralph for the heads up.
My cousin, Jesus Hachecristo, likes eating anywhere the pizzas are free and the cervezas are fria.
1Gotta love it…Pizza Patrón was the same restaurant chain that in 2007 began accepting payment in U.S. dollars and Mexican pesos.
2Does this pizza come… with or without Cilantro?
If it doesn’t include Cilantro… and Jalapenos, we who live in “The Ghetto”…. wouldn’t touch it…. even with a free Tecate, …even if you throw in the lime.
We are picky. Even when it’s free.
Do you reckon they deliver…… to Southeast Harris County??
3Miemaw, they have branches in Harris County, including one in Pasadena. I grew up just south of South Houston and I recognize some of these addresses as being close to there. http://pizzapatron.com/vismap_city.cfm?state=TX&city=Houston. Good luck!
4BTW, we’ve 3 in Austin, too and they’re in 7 states across the U.S. http://pizzapatron.com/locations.cfm
5Here’s another Spanish translation gratis, this time of “Tu eres un pendejo” for Newt and other gringos (courtesy of a trip to San Antonio):
6http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee401/dwagonertx/Tueresunpendejo.jpg
Si, es un pendejo tambien!
7David, you beat me to it!
8Uno de pepperoni grande con extra de queso y dos cervezas, por favor …
See, that was easy!
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