But You Never Hear About JP Morgan’s GOOD Investments
I think the news about JP Morgan is very lopsided and unfair.
Oh sure, they lost $3 billion and their CEO lied to investors about it.
But they did make some good, wise, and highly profitable investments. Click the little one to get the big one.
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I swear to all that is sane, we should make members of congress wear NASCAR suits. Or at least a For Sale sign around their necks.
Why is it that every time I go to the Dairy Queen and eat a Blizzard with Alfredo, I come away cynical? Must be something in the Blizzard, huh?
At least you got a Blizzard with your cynicism.
1I was craving a tuna sub on whole wheat, now I really, really, really want a chocolate Blizzard with chocolate sprinkles.
2No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
3Lily Tomlin
They sure know where their bread is buttered, huh.
4Amen, sister! I’ve been advocating those NASCAR-style suits for politicians for years. I also want the campaign buses wrapped in logos just like NASCAR vehicles.
5A congressman is the best investment you can buy – the ROI is higher than anything else out there.
6Austinhatlady, When you get that Blizzard would you pick me and my husband up one too? And one for all our house guests? We only have four.
7I don’t mean to be cynical, but if you can buy these guys for $2,500…… they sell out cheap.
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