Yeah, Cuddly Like a Hornet
I know that George W Bush doesn’t have much to put on his library website. I can understand that. I mean, the dude can’t leave the United States or they’ll put his lying, torturing butt in prison. He never did anything to make the world a better place or even had any friends who weren’t bought.
So, he’s using little sweet baby kittens to make himself look socially acceptable.
I think a better tagline would be, “Y’all, look, George W Bush did not torture and kill this little baby kitten. And he even hid this little baby kitten under his chair so Dick Cheney wouldn’t eat him.”
The man’s a saint, a saint I tell you.
Thanks to MB for the heads-up.
I try not to be the spelling police, but don’t you mean “kitten” and not “kitchen” in the penulimate sentence? Sometimes my fingers don’t type what I’m thinking too.
1Of course I do. Typo queen – that I am.
2Hooray for you,Kuala Lumpur, where ever you are.
3If we get Bob the cat to run away to Malaysia, would George go rescue him????
4I hope the cat thinks the chair is part of the litter box.
5Now, now, ladies, be nice. The cat is lovable, even if his owner isn’t.
6The cat is a democrat. He is in observation mode.
7My cousin, Jesus Hachecristo, sold his entire collection to the George W. Bush Presidential Library, even his Archies #1 and his whole series of WWF comics. He couldn’t bear to part with his Macho Man Randy Savage action figure, though, no matter how much Harriet Meirs begged.
8Well, W finally has a pet who’s smarter than he is.
9Someday JJ, please host a “Meet daChipster, and his cousin, Jesus Hachecristo Party”! It would be a great fundraiser.
10Does anybody else wonder what they did to the cat after the picture was taken?
11Corrinne, better the Cat should bury George in the litter box.
12@ 1toughlady – Absolutely.
13@Texas Ellen – Actually, cats are independents, and do not suffer fools lightly. But I agree he’s in observation mode, which is totally natural to a cat, even when he’s asleep. Look for the upcoming interview with 60 Minutes, or maybe the Ed Show.
@ Cheryl Ann – Right on! I’d love to meet daChipster, and his cousin. I’m afraid I would just stand there and stare in awe, though. But, then, he *is* awesome.
Has anybody clicked through to the cat’s bio? In it is this priceless gem: “He enjoys playing with lizards.”
Dunno if all of y’all are cat people or not but, in my experience, “playing with” a smaller animal means “toying with, torturing, hunting and killing” said smaller animal, in stray ranch catspeak.
And, if the cat deigns to notice his humans, disposing of the body in a conspicuous place as a sort of ritual offering, like a psycho-cat serial lizard killer.
The upside? At least Dick Cheney has someone to hang with when he visits.
14@daChipster: You are right about the “playing with” lizards. I rescued several weekly last summer. But the lizards are getting smart. My cats only go out into an enclosed atrium, so they had to be very vigilant to catch the occasional lizard, which they then would bring to me inside and let it go. But there are noticeably fewer of them out there this year while there is an abundance in the front garden where the cats aren’t allowed. I’m not sure what the relevance is here, but…just saying.
15I’ll bet, though, that George checks his shoes before he puts them on!
Oh – maybe Cheney hangs with the cat, but I’m sure he’s left with an abundance of cat hair, or maybe a lizard down his shorts!
good grief Chip, that’s not a ritual offering, that’s “hi Mom, I brought dinner tonight! Look, I saved you the tripe!”
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