May 15, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
George W. Bush finally endorsed Mitt Romney.
“I’m for Mitt Romney,” Bush told ABC News this morning as the doors of an elevator closed on him, after he gave a speech on human rights a block from his old home — the White House.
Where’s somebody with an elevator door bolt when you really need them?
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He gave a speech on human rights??????? Who wrote it for him?
1Carol, good question. They probably had to explain it to him first.
2George, who?
3Is that Laura’s husband?
4He just couldn’t resist the “who can give the most tepid Romney endorsement” contest. Briefer than Loonie Louie, but not nearly as despair ridden.
5These guys are like mirror images, each strong where the other is weak.
One’s a born-again Christian, t’other’s a Mormon.
One’s a dry drunk, t’other’s a never drank.
One went to Harvard, t’other actually studied there.
One’s got a genial personality, t’other’s not a person at all.
One was born with a silver foot in his mouth, t’other with a silver pole up his butt.
One accidentally killed every business he tried, t’other did it on purpose.
Put them together and they’d be a perfect asshole.
6(sorry momma)
That endorsement should be, but isn’t, the kiss of death for any politician’s campaign.
7Did he get his sock caught in the door?
8Turns out this is pretty universal. Our Grandkids raised by a
9Philippino nursemaid while they were living in Singapore also
had the “pull my finger” which they learned from their nanny
who got it from her father in the Phillippines.
A univeral thing it seems.
One Vulture Capitalist nesting with another.
10I think of W as more of an unwitting cowbird chick. Mitt is a born vulture.
11With friends like Dubya who needs enemas?
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