I’ve thought real hard, but there’s not much to say about this.

Bill Johnson (R), the anti-gay candidate for Alabama governor that admitted to donating sperm to lesbian couples, has left his wife and family “to be with babies he secretly conceived as a sperm donor in New Zealand,” the Birmingham News reports.

Does anybody know where his other hand is?

His wife told the New Zealand Herald that Johnson “plans to apply for residency so he can stay in New Zealand, and that he intends to donate sperm to additional women.”

Said Kathy Hale Johnson: “He is obsessed with this. He doesn’t want to stop.”

Personally, and I’m just guessing here, but I think he’s probably obsessed with playing with his winkie and needed an excuse to do it.

But, there may be another explanation —

A graduate of Mobile’s Spring Hill College, Johnson served as a Birmingham city councilman from 1997-2001. He went on to help lead Riley’s 2002 and 2006 campaigns for governor, and was appointed by Riley as director of the Alabama Department of Economic and Community Affairs, a position he held from 2003 to 2009.

Yep, those “community affairs” will snag you every time.

Thanks to David for the heads-up.