The Republican Party of Texas is a mess.

Polls show that the majority of them still favor Rick Santorum.  Well, that’s not exactly true – a majority of them owe Noah a dime and favor Attila the Hun and Sarah Palin.

Since the Huns are still refusing to register to vote in Texas until we secede, Rick Santorum is the closest they can come.

Major announcement today – Santorum will headline the Friday night Texas Republican Party convention gala on June 7th in Fort Worth.  The cheapest tickets are $200 each.  Cheapest.  Each.  Tickets to hear a guy in a sweater vest condemn gays.  Two hundred bucks to hear a guy who thinks a woman’s place is barefoot, at home, pumping out babies, and fetching his damn dinner.

So, here’s the deal.  You can buy $200 tickets to sit in the back of the room to see the folks in the front of the room who you are paying more taxes to support.  Cool, huh?