I don’t know this for a fact, but I think Karl Rove takes it personally that the entire world blames him for George Bush because, well, face it, he is to blame for that.

So, he’s attempting to train little demons in pajamas to spend day and night on the internet machine in their parent’s basement attempting to drive all of us crazy in public forums.  Seriously, he’s training them to be jerks.  Which, for most young conservatives, only takes one short lesson.

It starts off like this:

TACTICS FOR EFFECTIVE CONSERVATIVE BLOGGING By Karl Rove

Engage Demand an elaborate, time-consuming comparison / analysis between your position and theirs. Entangle Insist that the Liberal put their posts in their own words. That will consume the most time and effort for the Liberal poster

They will be unable to spread numerous points on numerous blogs if you have them occupied. Allowing a Liberal to post a web link is too quick and efficient for them. Tie them up. We are going for delay of game here. Demoralize Dismiss their narrative as rubbish immediately.

Do not even read it. Once the Liberal goes through the trouble to research, gather, collate, compose and write their narrative your job is to discredit it. Make it obvious you tossed their labor-intensive narrative aside like garbage. This will have the effect of demoralizing the Liberal poster.

Oh yeah, and it gets worse.

And we wonder why we end up with Fox News “reporters”?

One of my personal favorites —

If you find yourself in a debate with a Liberal where you are losing a fact-based argument then call them a name to derail their diatribe. Remember your goal is to prevent a meaningful exchange of views and ideas which may portray Liberalism in a positive light.

And lastly —

If you know a wealthy man with a double digit IQ who will follow orders, lie, and steal, buy him a Supreme Court and make him President.

Okay, so I just made up that last one, but you know it’s true.

Thanks to Iris for the heads-up.