Okay, this is gonna hack-off the girlfriends.

It seems that the Vatican is furious that some nuns in the United States are using their brains and their hearts simultaneously.

Here’s what the men in dresses who aren’t RuPaul have to say to the 1,500 (roughly 80%) of the Catholic sisters who belong to the Leadership Conference.

… the Leadership Conference [was cited]  for focusing its work too much on poverty and economic injustice, while keeping “silent” on abortion and same-sex marriage.

Oh, so they followed the actual teaching of Jesus instead of what the men in dresses who aren’t RuPaul told them to do?  Well, get them a hand basket for their trip to hell.  Jesus never said a word about abortion and while there was homosexuality during his time, Sweet Jesus, like the nuns, ignored it.

You know what I think?  I think that if men are going to wear a dress, they should be required to think like a woman and quit worrying about s-e-x so much.  You know what?  Given a choice, women would rather feed a starving child than turn a garden hose on two people doing the wild thing.

Oh, and the men in dresses who aren’t RuPaul are back to book burning.

Sister Elizabeth Johnson - at least they didn't burn her at the stake, just her book

Last year, American bishops announced that a book by a popular theologian at Fordham University, Sister Elizabeth A. Johnson, should be removed from all Catholic schools and universities.

Her book, Quest for the Living God, talks about “divine compassion.”  We can’t be having that!  God’s gotta be mean and ready to toss your butt into the fires of hell.

Cripes, these guys hack me off.

Thanks to Kary for the heads-up.