In Arizona, you can get pregnant two full weeks before you do the wild thing.

Ain’t that something?

And Momma told me that you couldn’t get pregnant from toilets seats.  Pshaw!  Obviously, In Arizona, you can get pregnant without the pesky problem of having to find someone you’d want to have s-e-x with.

Arizona’s HB 2036 takes Nebraska’s 20-week abortion ban one step further by starting the clock on pregnancies at the woman’s last last menstrual period, which could be two weeks before fertilization.

Specifically, the bill would “[p]rohibit abortions at or after twenty weeks of gestation, except in cases of a medical emergency, based on the documented risks to women’s health and the strong medical evidence that unborn children feel pain during an abortion at that gestational age,” where gestational age is defined as “age of the unborn child as calculated from the first day of the last menstrual period of the pregnant woman.”

Yep, so if Madam Swami Bertha Lynn tells you that you’re gonna accidentally get pregnant in two weeks, you can have your abortion two weeks before it happens.

That’s real handy, isn’t it?

Thanks to Tina for the heads-up.