Jerk.

He’s just a prissy, self-centered, out-of touch, arrogant, hateful, obsessed son of a motherless goat.  And that’s his good points.

Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus was on a rhetorical roll Thursday. In an interview with Bloomberg TV set to air this weekend, Priebus said the so-called “war on women” is a Democratic fabrication perpetuated by the media, as frivolous as a “war on caterpillars.”

You think the War on Women is like a War on Caterpillars?

Well, here’s my caterpillar, Babe.  When someone says caterpillar in Texas, we don’t think about a bug.  We think about this.  I’ll be ready when you come ‘acalling askin’ for my vote.

By the way, Ladies, you can rent one of these by the hour if Reince is ever in your neighborhood.

And here’s what you can do it with it.

Our caterpillars can do some damage, Reince, leading this warning:

I think maybe you picked the wrong word, Reince.  Or, maybe we did.  Maybe Blitzkrieg on Women would have been better.