One of our long time customers David sent me a link this morning from Jennifer Rubin at the Washington Post on 20 mistakes not to repeat while campaigning for President.

Jennifer covered most of them, but a few more quickly came to my mind.

Don’t put your dog on the roof of your car and then let your kids talk about it.

Don’t run against the entire female gender.  Girls know where to kick so it hurts.

The sweater vest thing?  Dorky.

Destroy your Tiffany’s credit card.

Get a wife and stick to it.

Don’t nut-up when Bill Clinton won’t let you ride on the front of the airplane.

Next time, try 8 – 8 – 8.  The other one ain’t working.

Don’t wimp out in front of Rush Limbaugh.  It makes it look like you’re the one on Oxycontin.

Don’t try to explain what “bla people” means.  We know what you meant.

If your new wife has space alien hair, try to keep her off the stage.

Okay, you guys take it from here ….