Y’all, I am pondering running as a delegate to the Democratic National Convention from Texas. I figured I could keep all 8 or 9 of y’all informed about it and my paying job would like me to blog about it on their website.  Plus, I’ve never been to a national convention.

But there’s a heavy downside.  I would want to drive to the convention so I could bring back all manner of crazy swag from the convention for my friends and to auction off to raise money for Democrats.

Then I saw this poll.

Mississippi

Alabama

Y’all, I’d have to drive through both of those states to get to Charlotte, NC.

Okay, so what if we stop to eat at a cafe and one of these people comes in and is wearing one of those “Obama is a Muslim Terrorist” tee-shirts and my Bubba would have to do something that would land his rear end in the Grand Jury room?

I dunno.  Unless there’s an underground railroad for folks with an Obama 12 sticker on their back car window, I might never make it to Charlotte.

Thanks to David for the heads-up.