Remember the Montgomery County Sheriff’s Office and their $300,000 drone that they crashed into their fancy SWAT vehicle because they have money to crash, dammit?

Well, welcome back to Montgomery County and  Rick Perry’s Texas.

The imprisoned father of two children found living in an abandoned school bus in Texas says the family home was only meant to be temporary.

Mark Shorten said Thursday he had planned to build a house on the wooded lot near Houston. But then he and his wife were arrested in 2010 on charges of embezzling money from Hurricane Ike victims.

Child welfare agents took custody of the children this week after a postal worker became concerned about the unkempt siblings, who are 5 and 11.

Because, you know, local government knows best.

In Rick Perry’s Texas, and Montgomery County, if those kids wanted to be fed, clothed and housed, they would have chosen to be born to better parents.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for shedding a tear with me today.