Must Be That Solar Flare Thing
Y’all, this is serious and it ain’t normal.
Pat Robertson came out for legalizing marijuana.
No, I read it twice just to make sure I wasn’t hallucinating.
“I really believe we should treat marijuana the way we treat beverage alcohol,” Mr. Robertson said in an interview on Wednesday. “I’ve never used marijuana and I don’t intend to, but it’s just one of those things that I think: this war on drugs just hasn’t succeeded.”
Dude, is he high? Did somebody slip some weed in his communion wafer?
You want to know the bad part of all this? Now we all have to say that we agree with Pat Robertson about something. How darn embarrassing is that, dammit?
Maybe it’s a plot. I mean, after all, the guy is still weird.
Recently, he was quoted as saying that victims of tornadoes in the Midwest could have avoided their fate by praying more.
My bet is that the solar flare thing crossed the wires in his brain. Next think we know, he’ll be riding on Willie’s tour bus.
Thanks to Carl for the heads-up.