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When it comes to marketing, I am sharper than a pocket full of toothpicks.  That’s why I am the most popular beauty salon in a three block area. So, I understood when Rush Limbaugh’s advertisers started pulling out like Catholic birth control.  A lot of folks have wives and daughters and all of them have mothers, so attacking women is not gonna make you real popular.

Now, I figure that Rush’s average listener is so dumb that it takes them 2 hours to watch 60 minutes, so mattresses and loans and AOL (Hell, I didn’t even know they had AOL anymore) are his target market.  I mean, you are not going to sell fine wine or a subscription to Scientific American to Rush’s listeners.

But, smart marketing folks have figured out how to fill the Rush void.  Well, advertising void, not brain void. They know Rush’s market.

Now that over a dozen companies have bailed on Rush Limbaugh after he called Sandra Fluke a “slut” on air, a couple of new companies are swooping in to buy up that abandoned air time. AshleyMadison.com, the dating site that helps people cheat on their significant others, has offered to buy up all of Limbaugh’s existing ad inventory.

Oh, but that’s not all ….

Another dating site, SeekingArrangements.com is also looking to buy some ads on Limbaugh’s show. Described in a separate press release as “the world’s largest sugar daddy and sugar baby dating website.”

Honey, that there is some dandy marketing.  Now we’re just waiting for Viagra, Happy Hookers Trailer Park, and the Betty Ford Clinic to pick up the rest of Rush’s market.

Thanks to Lorraine for the heads-up.