I knew it.  I just knew it.

The right has finally run out of things to vilify.  Cripes, they’ve made motherhood dirty, and Lord knows what they’ve done to dancing and rock-n-roll.

So now it’s the Girl Scouts.

Bob Morris. Goodness sake, he looks like one of those "loners" you hear about

Republican Representative Bob Morris is a very, very creepy guy.  I would be willing to bet cash American money that Bob Morris has never been to a Girl Scout meeting but that he locks himself in the bathroom and thinks about those little vests and all those badges and campfires and …. okay, he’s finished.

Bob Morris is not a man given to just making things up.  He leaves that to other people.

Morris said he found online allegations that the Girl Scouts are a tactical arm of Planned Parenthood, encourage sex and allow transgender females to join. He also wrote that the fact that first lady Michelle Obama is honorary president should give lawmakers pause before they endorse the Girl Scouts.

Online allegations.  Well crap, that’s admissible in court so why wouldn’t he believe it?

Somebody tell me what the fool tarnation that means, the “tactical arm of Planned Parenthood.”  The Girl Scouts represent Planned Parenthood at NATO exercises?   And, of course, anything – including healthy eating – that Michelle Obama does is purely communistic and witchery.

And the Girl Scouts encourage sex?  Well, I hope the hell so.  Where else are we gonna get more Girl Scouts to do our tactical stuff?

Bob, Honey, you are forcing me to eat Girl Scout cookies.  Hey, it’s tough out here in the culture wars, but somebody’s gotta do it.

Thanks to Irene for the heads-up.