Well, Alert The Media. The News Just Broke.
If you had any hopes whatsodamnever that Governor Goofball Rick Perry had any intention whatsodamnever of paying back the taxpayers of the state of Texas the $1.5 million (and counting) of extra security we had to provide him while he ran for President acting like a little second grader who didn’t do his homework, you can quit hoping.
He’s just asked the FEC if he can convert the donations he didn’t spend for President to his next governor’s race. Seriously. (PDF will open)
And if they say no, he’ll ask if he can convert it to gold and hide it in his cigar box. And by cigar box, I mean his butt.
Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.