Okay, back years ago when I actually worked for living, I wrote for a local newspaper.  I commentated the liberal viewpoint and on my right was a guy who wrote the dark side. He also did a very popular radio show every day in the Houston media market.

Picture Rush Limbaugh with more ego and less intelligence.  Needless to say, the guy was wildly popular in Houston.  His name is Jon Matthews, but he referred to himself as King John.

He would tell his listeners that he read my column and felt the need to shower afterwards.  I, of course, feel the need to shower every day, so I’ve got that going for me.

Well, at the height of his arrogance, shouting snide right wing crapola on the radio every day, Jon Matthews was arrested, convicted, and sent to prison for … you can see it coming, can’t you? …. indecency with a child.

People accused me of having a voodoo doll.

On Tuesday of this week I had some errands to run.  I flipped on the radio in the car and got the Michael Berry show, a former Houston councilman.  For you folks from foreign states, Michael Berry is Glen Beck minus the chalkboard.  I could only listen for a few minutes as he went from gays in the military to abortion and Obama being Hitler in one sentence.  The only reason I didn’t spit on my windshield is that it was MY windshield.

News today:  Michael Berry is being charged with hit and run outside a well-known gay bar on drag queen night. Seriously.  Drag queen night.

There is video of him inside the bar, the victim got the license plate and it comes back to Berry, and the victim positively identified Berry without knowing who Berry is.

When asked about the charges, Berry said, “I don’t respond to such things.”

Really, Michael Berry?  What an odd time for words to fail you.

I do not need a voodoo doll.  Right wing males get into these fixes just fine all on their own.