It’s Not Too Late for Valentines Day UPDATE: Link Fixed!
The good-ole boys and girls at the Republican National Committee have solved your problem of forgetting to send your sweetie a Valentine. You can sign up to have one of their Valentines emailed to your honey.
It’s the perfect Republican solution: cheap and cold hearted.
Here’s an example of what they think would warm your honey’s heart —
I think that’s supposed to be funny, but I wouldn’t bet on it.
Thanks to OldMayfly for the heads-up.