And He’s Gonna Get Some Book Learnin’ This Time
Rick Perry says he’s thinking about running for President again – in 2014. Okay, I just made up that 2014 part but you almost believed it, didn’t you, because Rick Perry is that dumb.
But I did not make up the part where he thinks that if he could learn to debate, he could govern. The problem is – you can’t fix stoopid.
“I tell people it was by far the most exhilarating thing that I’ve ever done,” said Perry in an interview conducted during last week’s Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington.
Honey, walking and chewing gum at the same time is exhilarating for you.
You know how Judge Beiry made Texas look good? Well, this is the yang.
Thanks to Julie for the heads up.