No, No, Mel, You’re Doing It Wrong
Mel, Honey, that’s not why most folks go to prostitutes. Marijuana is just their loss leader.
As you would suspect, voting records reveal that Mel is a staunch Republican. I’m proud to say that Democratic men know what you go to a prostitute for.
Mel also has a Master’s degree in Theology and a PhD in Philosophy. What the guy needs is a Bachelor of Gettin’ Your Story Straight.