Beauty Tip From Thelma: Always Stand Next To An Ugly Girl So You’ll Look Better And If You Can Stand Between Two Ugly Girls …
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As he prepares for his third State of the Union address–and, he hopes, not his last–Barack Obama’s likelihood of reelection has soared in the last few days to 56.8 percent, the highest it has been since last July. This movement is correlates with Newt Gingrich’s increased likelihood of gaining the Republican nomination, now at 29.7 percent, up from about 5 percent.
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The more Newt climbs in the polls, the better President Obama looks. So, Go Newt, Go!
And Mike Luckovich brings us our rare and precious Tuesday Toon.