Newt: My Dream Candidate

January 22, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

So this is what America has become? An old white has-been greedy pudgy whore of a man who most people hate?  Is that what we are?

Newt Gingrich has a 56% unfavorable rating among all likely voters.  Last night on CNN, some Republican pundit said, “Gingrich has more lives than Rasputin.”  James Carville replied, “Yeah, but Rasputin would get more votes in the general election.”  (Speaking of Carville, don’t miss this, especially the last line.)

Molly Ivins said that a Presidential candidate should have a little Elvis to them.  They’d throw Newt on a spit in Memphis, and serve him with a side of cole slaw.  He ain’t got a shred of Elvis.

President Obama is not only Elvis, he’s Rev. Al Green, too.


And I can’t stop giggling about this —

or this —

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