Sharon predicts that this story about Rick Perry praying every day that he doesn’t make any more mistakes is … well, I’ll let Sharon say it —

This is all leading up to Perry blaming all the God hating heathens for his failures because God keeps telling him to run. And there is three things God is known for; first God is Great, uh second God is Omnipresent, third, third, hmmmm, did I say God is Great?

Immediately after telling a group, “Well, I prayed right before I walked over here that I wouldn’t make any mistakes that my friends in the media would be able to put on television,” Perry screwed up by saying that  his flat-rate format “would eliminate standard deductions.”  Bobby Jindal, who ain’t exactly a mental giant, stepped in to save him.

I think Sharon is right.  God is answering Rick’s prayers.  He’s saying, “Shuddup, Rick, you’re getting on my nerves.”

My math shows that every day Rick Perry stays on the campaign trial costs five Texas teachers their jobs in Perry’s security detail alone.  I think God’s getting hacked about that.