I need to apologize to Little Bubba.

When Little Bubba went to college, he wanted to major in history. I told him that was a bad idea because when you look in the want ads, you rarely see “Wanted: Historian.”

Little did I know that historians can make millions of dollars of taxpayer money by offering history lessons to governmental agencies. Newt has opened a whole new occupation. “Historian” is now the cover word for “lobbyist.”  You know, kinda like “hiking the Appalachian trial” is the cover word for “boinking  my mistress.”

Little Bubba went to law school. Now Newt tells us that lawyers don’t know diddle squat.

I apologize to Little Bubba.  Go back to school and get a degree in history.  Apparently, there’s an excellent job market for that now.