The Daily Newt
Phew! I don’t know about you, but I’m breathing a sign of relief.
Newt has signed a pledge to not commit adultery. Seriously.
Yep, them pledges of fidelity have worked real well on him in the past.
I am wondering. What if we elect him and he starts flirting with some other country? I mean, what if he leaves us for … I dunno, Rick Perry’s Solyanda?
I hate to be tacky, but I think maybe Newt’s waistline may be his biggest problem in this whole hanky panky thing. He has a growing case of winkydo. You know, where his stomach sticks out more than his winky do. Maybe that’s why his wife has to wear a helmet. I dunno.
Thanks to Jimbo for the heads up.