I’ve been out shoppin’ and boppin’ with Momma all day, but I came home to find a gazillion emails telling me about this —

On the stump in Iowa Saturday evening, Rick Perry made made yet another spectacular gaffe. According to CNN, the Texas governor tried to accuse President Obama of ‘picking winners and losers,’ but ended up saying something a little different:

“I want to say it was over $500 million that went to the country Solynda.”

Uh, was that West Solyndra or East Solyndra?  And the capitol of Solynda is New Halliburton.  Main export?  Utah.  Newly elected President of Solynda?  Bananas.

Y’all, seriously, his head ain’t screwed on right.

Momma, who is Christian lady who rarely speaks ill of anyone unless they cuss, was trying to be nice today when she told a store clerk in the sweetest 86 year old voice, “I think there’s something wrong with him.  I think he needs a doctor, not a campaign manager.”

Momma nailed that one.