Herman Cain’t
Okay, as we all know, Herman Cain will be dropping out of the Presidential race tomorrow to spend more time with his wife screaming at him at the top of her lungs. Or that he’s making a special guest appearance on Sister Wives.
There is also the possibility that he’ll emerge with a black eye and achy kneecaps to say, “Ladies, I’m single so let’s mingle.” Or that from now on, he’s only going to have affairs with all Newt Gingrich’s ex-wives.
I found this interesting bit of information.
He said he would clarify the next steps of the campaign and assured backers the affair claim was “garbage.” But he also said he needed to consider what he would do with campaign donations already banked if he dropped out of the race.
I dunno, dude, how many other ladies are you supporting? That stuff can get expensive.