Oh hell, yes!  We will most assuredly trade our one for your two.

Speaking of teaching arithmetic — Conservatives are all outraged that Elena Kagan will be sitting in judgment of the Obama health care bill because she was solicitor general when it passed.

Just as easy to recuse would be the Boobsey Twins, Scalia and Thomas.

“The justices were wining and dining at a black-tie fundraiser with attorneys who have pending cases before the court,” Common Cause President Bob Edgar said. “Their appearance and assistance in fundraising for this event undercuts any claims of impartiality and is unacceptable.”

Among those on the official program for the dinner were McConnell and attorney Paul Clement, himself a former solicitor general, who will argue the health care cases as a private lawyer on behalf of a coalition of two dozen states.

Heckfire, I’ll broker that deal quicker than a hiccup.