Remember that goofy broad Pamela Geller who is obsessed with Islam and goes all over the country trying to scare people half to death that Sharia Law is coming and it … eats … brains?

In the pinball game of life, Pamela Geller’s flippers are a little further apart than most people’s.  She is mortified that Butterball Turkeys might be … Sharia! She says —

Non-Muslims in America and Europe don’t deserve to have halal turkey forced upon them in this way, without their knowledge or consent. So this Thanksgiving, fight for your freedom. Find a non-halal, non-Butterball turkey to celebrate Thanksgiving this Thursday.

Oh yeah, because eating kosher hot dogs made me Jewish.

Apparently, to be halah, whoever kills the bird says Allah Akbar.  But the bird doesn’t speak Muslim so, the best I can tell, it doesn’t know what the hell anybody is saying.  I mean, you could say, “Praise Skippy” and that damn bird is gonna taste the same.  Besides, Dirt Janochek says it evens out because he hollers, “Jesus H. Christ” several times while getting the turkey out of the backyard deep fryer.

I’m not naming names here, but some people – Pamela Geller – need to get a life.

Thanks to Paul for the heads up.