All those wonderful debate performances and praises for his forensic skills have gone to Rick Perry’s head.  In a bad way.  Like, delusional.

Rick Perry has challenged House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi to debate him next week about his plan for a part-time Congress.

In a letter to Pelosi (D-Calif.) obtained by The Hill, the Texas governor wrote: “I am in Washington Monday and would love to engage you in a public debate about my Overhaul Washington plan versus the congressional status quo.

Do you mean "Princess Nancy?"

Oh, that’s smart, Rick.  Take your strongest skill and start a road show. (Sarcasm is just another of the free, friendly services we offer at The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.)

“I think it would be a tremendous service to the American people to see a public airing of these differences,” he continued. “Let the people decide.”

Lemme get this straight.  You refused to debate your opponent in the Governor’s race so the “people can decide,” but you think you’re ready to take on the most powerful woman in America?  Oh Rick, sober up, Darlin’, you’re polling 3%.  She wipes things off the bottom of her pumps every day that are more important than you.

And Honey, even if she did say yes, she’d have your pecker in her pocket before you even get to say “San Francisco gay-lovin’ librul pervert.”

But, there seems to be a more fundamental question here:  if you want to debate about “overhauling Washington versus Congressional status quo”, why not debate John Boehner?  Or Eric Cantor? You know, the ones who have the votes to do something about it but won’t.

Nancy Pelosi is not the problem, Idiot Boy, John Boehner is.

I swear, y’all, one day somebody is gonna poke Rick Perry with a sewing needle and that boy is going to fly around the room backward for three days spurting ego all over the place.

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Thanks to Angela, Bubba, and Jim for the heads-up this morning.