Oh Good Lord.

I have a friend who sorta collects wildly inappropriate 911 remembrances.  I have been given permission to share with you.

This is gonna be long so I fixed it where it continues on the next page.  I’m not worth a damn when it comes to manipulating images on the page so I’ll just let it roll.  You’ll have to click the link at the bottom to see the rest of them.

Veggie Tales is a Netflix children’s show and they took to Twitter.  “The official Twitter for VeggieTales. Helping children discover God Made Them Special and He Loves Them Very Much since 1993.”

 

I dunno.  That cucumber looks a little too happy.

And to those who are lost on their journey ….

 

You can get thirty whole minutes of free coffee and mini-muffins at the wildly overpriced Marriott.

And there’s always Jesus …

 

I do not want to think about where his mouth is.

And if you need to watch the whole scene over and over, get a genuine 911 lighter.

 

If you love 911 and you love fire, this is for you, Mr. Arsonist.

And for just $50 cheap, you can be the first on your block to own …

 

… this tasteful rendition of .. oh hell, I don’t know.  I have no idea what that is.

If nine holes with a cart interests you …

 

And for another star on the Holy Crap What Are You Doing? score, the name of the golf course is (prepare yourself) Tumbledown.

 

What can I say?  I can’t.  I can’t say a damn thing.

 

No, it takes Donald Trump to do that.

I hope you enjoyed my rendition of How Donald Trump Got Elected.