The story about Republican Governor candidate Debra Medina reminded Juanita of something you probably need to know:  the difference between Democratic and Republican woman

It all boils down to underwear.

“Republican women,” she begins, “will wear a $1,000 suit with the tackiest old $2 WalMart underwear and a bra held together with safety pins.  I know this for a fact, and so do you.”

“On the other hand, Democratic women will confidently wear a WalMart dress with $100 unmentionables and a La Perla bra.  It’s what we do,” she explains.

Thelma once asked Juanita why she spends lots of money on delicates.   “Juanita, why waste your money on something that nobody sees?”

“I see it,” she shouted back.  “And that’s the whole point.  I treat Miss Fabulous with all the care she deserves.  I know it’s there.  I know it looks great.”

Juanita suspect that’s why neither Sarah Palin’s or Debra Medina’s shopping ventures included the important items.   “I think,” she opines, “that their underwear is too tight and that makes them cranky, but it could also be that their thinkin’ mechanism has a kink in the hose.”