Something for Sidney Powell
Just when you think Donald Trump has the weirdest set of lawyers ever assembled, along comes East Texas with its cast of unique characters to spread joy amongst the peasantry.
Rickia Collings has filed a lawsuit in the United States District Court, Eastern Division of Texas. Rickia appears to be filing this suit along with his/her lawyer, Capricornus. For a little while I thought maybe it was a misspelling of Copernicus, a man so cool that law school graduates wear his hat on graduation day. But it’s not. This is Capricornus, something unfamiliar to me until today.
According to this lawsuit, Capricornus’ legal address is Saturn. Just so you know.
Through the miracle of modern journalism, I have a copy of the lawsuit. I want to warn you up front that one of the pages is scanned upside down, but you’ll hardly notice the difference.
This is a lawsuit under Title VII of the Civil Right Act of 1964. I dunno, but maybe this helps.
You can read the whole complaint by clicking right here.
This planetary alignment, Donald Trump, and the mysterious disappearance of murder bees is causing unearthly things to happen when this lawsuit is not the weirdest crap lately – Sidney Powell holds the license on that.
I think we need to get out those orbs again.
Thanks to Mike for the heads up.
Holy frijoles, Batman!
1Yup, that’s Grade-A word salad there. Someone’s off their drugs, or on the wrong ones.
2This reminds me of Mayo v Satan, where somebody filed suit against the Devil for tempting the plaintiff into sinful deeds. The judge had a sense of humor – and so after a discussion of claims against foreign princes, noted that the defendant had not been served with the Complaint.
So, the judge issued a ruling granting the plaintiff permission to travel to the defendant’s place of residence – and personally serve the defendant with the complaint…
3Does the USPS deliver to Saturn?
4On second thought, maybe this a a good assignment for the Guardians of the new Space Force
5Many, many moons ago I worked as a Constituent Caseworker for my local Congresscritter and got quite a number of requests for help that looked very similar to this. I created a “Nut File” to put then in, since such requests were beyond the abilities of said Congresscritter or any other sentient human. Not long after that, the WaPo did a story about Congressional “Nut Files” in every office.
If you read enough of them, you can get really paranoid about how many completely bonkers people are out there. At least none of them called for, or had any ability to call for, the institution of martial law or the overturning of free and fair elections. The first tots from the top down, ya know.
6“The fish rots from the head down.” How I wish there was a way to edit posts on this site.
7Rickia Collings must be auditioning for Trumpf’s campaign lawyer staff. She’d fit right in because no client is too batshit crazy for her.
8I bet the clerk who had to receive that had a good story for break time!
9Well I just found the perfect writer to round out Gilliam, Vonnegut, Flagg, Copeland and Manson for the really weird/crazy/astrological aspects of the then future history of the last 4 years.
10That stuff will reroute neurological pathways.
Did Capricornus not notice all the recent lawsuits thrown out of court without standing? As he’s a resident of Saturn, I would think that detail might umm, ring a bell (or a planet) and factor into his filing.
11I’m 75 and I read a lot of sci fi. Both the good thoughtful stuff and the sexy alien paranormal stuff. But I have never read anything like this. My only comment..what the hell is she/he/it talking about.
12How sad.
So very very sad.
I hope he/she gets the help they need.
13I don’t see what all the fuss is about. If Paula White read that verbatim in the middle of one of her speaking-in-tongues sessions it would be considered a particularly fruitful episode.
If you dumbed it down a bit, words like luminosity and electron are not in his vocabulary, Trump could read it and people would think him particularly lucid and articulate. Whoever is supplying the bathtub Adderall to Donny gets points for a remarkably good batch.
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