Just when you think Donald Trump has the weirdest set of lawyers ever assembled, along comes East Texas with its cast of unique characters to spread joy amongst the peasantry.

Rickia Collings has filed a lawsuit in the United States District Court, Eastern Division of Texas.  Rickia appears to be filing this suit along with his/her lawyer, Capricornus.  For a little while I thought maybe it was a misspelling of Copernicus, a man so cool that law school graduates wear his hat on graduation day.  But it’s not. This is Capricornus, something unfamiliar to me until today.

According to this lawsuit, Capricornus’ legal address is Saturn. Just so you know.

Through the miracle of modern journalism, I have a copy of the lawsuit. I want to warn you up front that one of the pages is scanned upside down, but you’ll hardly notice the difference.

This is a lawsuit under Title VII of the Civil Right Act of 1964. I dunno, but maybe this helps.

You can read the whole complaint by clicking right here.

This planetary alignment, Donald Trump, and the mysterious disappearance of murder bees is causing unearthly things to happen when this lawsuit is not the weirdest crap lately – Sidney Powell holds the license on that.

I think we need to get out those orbs again.

Thanks to Mike for the heads up.