Do It For Paris
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Lisping Republican David Frum has issued his 2010 Contract With America on behalf of the Republican Party.
The number one thing? Extend the Bush tax cuts.
You know, the Paris Hilton Tax Cut.
They want to cut taxes on the ultra rich. Isn’t that exactly what got us here in the first place?
Look at it this way: if Paris Hilton paid more taxes and had less money, she wouldn’t be able to afford all that cocaine and the poor dear wouldn’t be in the mess she’s in.
So let’s repeal the Bush tax cuts and save all those spoiled rich kids who have never worked a day in their lives. It the least we can do to keep America great.