The story goes like this. It’s Florida.

Two guys come home from the grocery store and see a third guy standing in the front yard of one of their houses, urinating.  They tell him not to do that because there are children in the house.  Plus, they probably already fertilized the lawn this year.

So, the peeing guy take offense at being told where the hell he can pee so he pulls a gun and …

Thankfully, everybody is going to live but the homeowner, while attempting to run away, was shot three times in the torso.  The gun finally misfired and the other guy didn’t get shot. The peeing guy runs away but is caught later.

The NRA issued a Pee On Your Ground defense of the shooter.  Okay, I made that up that part but I had ya for a minute there, didn’t I?

I am proud to live in America, where people have a second amendment right to pee on my lawn and then get pissy about it.

Thanks to AlanInAustin for the heads up.