Fun With Guns: Getting Pissy Edition
The story goes like this. It’s Florida.
Two guys come home from the grocery store and see a third guy standing in the front yard of one of their houses, urinating. They tell him not to do that because there are children in the house. Plus, they probably already fertilized the lawn this year. 
So, the peeing guy take offense at being told where the hell he can pee so he pulls a gun and …
Thankfully, everybody is going to live but the homeowner, while attempting to run away, was shot three times in the torso. The gun finally misfired and the other guy didn’t get shot. The peeing guy runs away but is caught later.
The NRA issued a Pee On Your Ground defense of the shooter. Okay, I made that up that part but I had ya for a minute there, didn’t I?
I am proud to live in America, where people have a second amendment right to pee on my lawn and then get pissy about it.
Thanks to AlanInAustin for the heads up.
And the thing that would upset the NRA about this story is that the gun misfired. Poor, impotent gun.
1This goes a looooooooong way in explaining why short changed guys might consider packing heat to defend their manhoodlums. The guy will prolly get charged for discharging his short arm in public and won’t be charged for shooting anyone.
2Why make up stories, when you have material like this coming free – EVERY day!
3Strange…..
The only peeing on my lawn is done by dogs…
Are the exercising their Second Amendment Rights”…… or
are they “Standing Their Ground?”
Just askin’.
4Somebody never learned his potty training. And when his mommy couldn’t get her obstinate son to master even that basic skill, she skipped the social niceties as well.
Mommy probably thought about keeping him in diapers until he finally left home, just for the sake of basic sanitation around the house and yard.
Yes, another NRA man’s man.
5Sadly — oh SO sadly — e platypus onion probably has it right. I’m guessing that the guy who was peeing was, indeed, standing his ground.
6Maybe the peeing guy thought that since he was carrying a gun he had a right to pee on anybody’s property he wanted to.
I’m not sure which Amendment that is.
7The article doesn’t mention blood alcohol levels, but it’s a fair guess the pee shooter’s
8was elevated to the point where caution, as well as competence, was thrown to the wind.
No mention of “Life, Liberty and the Freedom to Pee Wherever’ in the Constitution.
I don’t care if he pees outside long as he does it in his own yard, out of visual range. That way he can be pissy at hisownself.
9Reality check, man was interrupted midstream, we guys don’t do that so good. However, homeowners have rights, too.
Gil, dude you had choices, like planning/potty trained or in case of an ’emergency,’ apologizing to the homeowners and offering to use their garden hose to dilute your stream. Shooting at them was way over the top of responsible choices.
As for dogs and “stand your ground,” when I walk my wife’s dog, she has a potty opportunity in our yard and is trained to stay out of other people’s yards. The plop can be annoying, so we carry bags for that, but the wiz is not appreciated on yards.
BTW Took a poll of Jane’s dog and the neighbor’s dogs. They say it’s their First Amendment Rights, making a statement.
Unlike the NRA, dog owners choose to be responsible, but for the ones who aren’t? They kill grass, not people.
Point being the NRA incitement is fatal, while dogs not properly controlled are annoying. Just saying, if the ‘responsible’ gun owners had the decency of a dog, it might work.
Dogs smart & trainable, gun nuts dumber than dirt and dangerous.
10Somebody did that in my yard years ago and I immediately saw a lawyer. He skipped before things could go any further but I hear this life has been one hell of a handbasket ever since. And he made it all by himself!
11I don’t have a yard; I live in an east village tenement. That said, I hate it when people pee on the street. That’s what Starbucks is for. The frat boys are the worst. At least they don’t carry guns.
12open carry, how idiots advertise
13