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Juanita has enthusiastically joined a new coalition.

It seems that the Tea Party in Bozeman, Montana, had a parade for the 4th of July last year and somebody in Boseman, Montana, saw the irony of the situation.

“Last year the irony of the Tea Party insisting on shutting down Main Street was that the closure costs were estimated at $1,100 that they would have to pay staff to close the street down for a parade to protest taxation and government spending,” said Leland. “The irony was just too much. So we formed the Coalition and raised enough money not only to offset the closure costs, but also the majority of the Tea Party’s closure costs as well.”

The name of the new coalition that helped raised money to pay back the city government the tax money used for the Tea Party parade?  The Green Coalition of Gay Loggers for Jesus.

I kid you not.

My buddy Tony in Sugar Land has a brother who lives in Bozeman.  Tony is the lucky owner of a swanky tee-shirt proudly announcing his allegiance to the coalition.

Juanita wishes she had one.  She’d wear it.  Everywhere.

The downside is that one genius on the side of the road during the parade called them “buttheads.”  Those Tea Partiers – what a clever bunch they are!

I imagine you could mug Tony for his shirt but I suspect that Tony would fight the devil and give him three punches head start over that shirt.  “Can’t say I blame him,” Juanita grins.