The Goat Rodeo
I want you to meet another cabrito in the Texas Republican goat rodeo.
His name is Blake Farenthold and he represents the Corpus Christi area. We also call him Ducky Jammie Boy for a semi-gross event where he showed up in ducky pajama and posed with young women (one underage) who were not dressed for prayer meeting.
Now here’s the catcher. A year ago, Farenthold screamed at Eric Cantor over the debt ceiling,“You guys are killing me. You guys have got to give us some bones to throw to the tea party.”
He’s got to throw bones, y’all, because running is not an option.