The Goat Rodeo
I want you to meet another cabrito in the Texas Republican goat rodeo.
His name is Blake Farenthold and he represents the Corpus Christi area. We also call him Ducky Jammie Boy for a semi-gross event where he showed up in ducky pajama and posed with young women (one underage) who were not dressed for prayer meeting.
Now here’s the catcher. A year ago, Farenthold screamed at Eric Cantor over the debt ceiling,“You guys are killing me. You guys have got to give us some bones to throw to the tea party.”
He’s got to throw bones, y’all, because running is not an option.
Glad to see you seem to be back.
1Yaaaaay! I can see you again! 🙂
2this is just sad… for all of us!
3what is it about these people that makes them want to actually stand up in public and spout this crap? not to mention to look the way they do.
Hold the phone, this Blake looks like a “sidekick” or “henchman #2” from central casting. Are we SURE he’s even a Texan? I mean, wow! I can image him with a bit part on “Law and Order,” selling hot dogs from a cart, but in DC? Naw, totally wrong for the part.
4It’s beyond ironic that this fool’s step-grandmother is Sissy Farenthold.
5They are all throwing bones because they ain’t got no meat!
I know, horrible English but, have you listened to some of these jerks.
Al Kelly would be so ashamed.
6Apparently the bones Farenthold got thrown still had a lot of fat on them.
7Man. Farenthold is slippery.
8That picture of Blake is something else. He looks like Baby Huey. He’s a walking Loony Toons character. Who would buy a used car from this guy let alone give him power to make our laws?
Good Grief.
9Doesn’t Congress have a dental program for it’s members?
10This is the face of a felon who should have been charged (at the very least) with contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
11One question JJ, why do you call this “Goat Rodeo” rather than “Jackass: Bagger Invasion”? I like goats and I love cabrito.
12Whooee! Chris Matthews put on his Bill O’reilly mask like we haven’t seen him do in a long time! After he sliced and diced Jammie Boy, we got a look at what’s under Blake’s clothing and all that epidermis … a lot of brown …
13In that picture Mr Fartenhold looks like Tweety forgot to feed him.
14The note on the video says CONGRESSMAN FARENTHOLD DISCUSSES DEFUNDING OBAMACARE. That’s funny; when I watched it, he was doing everything BUT discussing it.
15Maryelle, you said it! How did this guy evade the law? Pay off the girl’s family? Wouldn’t put it past him! Been waitin’ to say this: you know how lots of folks make a point of taking’ the congresscritters to task for the fabulous health care packages that come with their jobs while the rest of the peons make do with nothin’? Well, I am pointing right at those fabulous healthcare packages as contributing to obesity of congresscritters! They would live longer and maybe even think waaaaayyyyy better without those healthcare packages. I nominate Fartenhold to be the first one to fly this idea solo!
16What a worm.
17Let’s all remember how this obese teabagger’s wet dream got elected in the first place.
He ran in a majority Hispanic South Texas district that was considered ‘safe’ Democratic (it ran from the Valley to CC).
The then incumbent, long time (D) Rep. Solomon Ortiz, ran a lousy campaign (or took a fall…), base Democratic turnout was abysmal (cannot emphasize this too much), and largemouth Blake waltzed into victory.
18His district has since been gerrymandered to make things pretty safe for him, so he will probably be around a long time.
Another fail for our erstwhile Democratic leadership, which I hope is changing for the better.