September 18, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
I don’t care how anyone explains it, I just want Wendy to be governor or something where she can wave her magic wand. I really don’t want to know how many balls Cruz has. Yuck. Did I just say that? I think I’ll go read a dumb novel.
1From his picture, it looks like they never descended.
2UmptyDump always has great comments – but has transcended to a new high. Bwa-ha-ha.
3UmptyDump – That’s the biggest laugh I’ve had in days!!!
4I’m sure I’ll be giggling as I fall asleep.
Thanks!!
And a shout-out to our parents’ generation, when they used to sing:
Hitler has only got one ball
Goering has two but very small
Himmler is similar
And Goebbels has no balls at all.
I’m sure we can come up with a modern version…..
(They also used to sing “Roll me over in the clover, Roll me over, lay me down, and do it again,” but my mother insisted that she’d forgotten the words. Uh-huh.)
5If you want the tune to the first song, it’s what they were whistling in the movie “Bridge on the River Quai,” otherwise known as the “Colonel Bogey March.” They were whistling because those are the lyrics.
6When the Watergate schemer and later-convicted Chuck Colson served in the White House as an aide to Richard Nixon, he reputedly displayed a sign on his office wall that said, “Once you have them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.”
Lest Democrats all be cackling at this Republican behavior pattern, there’s an argument for bipartisanship, since the inspiration for Colson’s plaque may have been Lyndon Johnson, to whom is credited the observation, “I never trust a man unless I’ve got his pecker in my pocket.”
As to Cruz, any exploration in that region might produce as much results as playing with Barbie’s boyfriend, a Ken doll.
7With any luck she’ll end up with Cruz’s balls. She can keep them on her desk in a jar.
8LynnN — reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw: “If you cut off my reproductive choice, can I cut off yours?” Go Wendy!
9Perhaps we should be discussing marbles. Wendy is about to win them all. Cruz has lost his.
10LynnN – bronzed, of course, darlin’! Just like any other trophy!
11Well, when it comes to brains, Ted Cruz’s brain (or whatever passes for a brain) would fit inside of a thimble with enough space for the rest of the Republican leadership’s brains along with three mustard seeds and a few pieces of lint.
The last two having more intelligence, of course.
12Laughing. Speaking of Cruz (yuck) looky what I just found.
CONGRESS – ?????????????????
13http://www.salon.com/2013/09/19/john_boehner_just_made_ted_cruz_life_a_living_hell/
John McCain, Karl Rove and Ted Cruz walked into a bar. McCain yelled, “Defunding the government? We’ve seen the movie before!” Rove quipped, “Defunding the government is ‘an ill-conceived tactic, and Republicans should reject it.'” Then Ted Cruz looked up from planning his Presidential run and answered, “What, me worry? The Senate needs 100 members just like the late (racist) Sen. Jesse Helms and a government shutdown at the end of this month would be no big deal. But understand, I don’t filibuster on a losing platform. I’m Presidential material.”
14My neutered dog has more balls than Ted Cruz.
15One thing we know about bullies. When push comes to shove,
16they’re cowards and Cruz is no exception.